What a freakin joke peoples............... how does spending money create any kind of wealth? This is my own ridiculous parody of what I consider a ridiculous government announcement..........
BJ announces massive economic stimulus package
BJ today announced a massive economic stimulus package aimed at kickstarting his economy. The measures were announced today at a press conference attended by almost nobody, actually nobody.
BJ will procure several credit cards with a combined value of around 50,000 Australian dollars. The credit cards would 'strike a balance' between supporting grocery purchases and critical house furnishing projects, BJ said this morning.
Despite concerns by some that this would increase BJ's debt to unmanageable levels, BJ said that the measures were necessary to counteract the global economic crisis. BJ's spending has decreased since the onset of the financial crisis, and BJ says the stimulus package is necessary to reinvigorate his spending.
It is imperative that I respond with a fresh stimulus package, BJ said.
“There is no doubt that in the past couple of months a dramatic collapse in global demand, caused by the global recession, has had a dramatic impact on economies right around the world,” BJ said.
“That has made it imperative for me to respond and respond in a timely and decisive way.”
UPDATE!!
The Stimulus Worked!
Since the credit card stimulus package was passed, BJ's economy has grown considerably. Much more groceries and consumer goods have come into the BJ economy.
This shows the stimulus was a total success and anybody who disagreed with it was unpatriotic, dangerous and irresponsible.
BJ has a policy of "roadmap to surplus" and expects to be back in surplus by 2014.
